I added lifting weights to my cardio today. Hopefully going to the gym 5 times a week and calorie counting will give me some serious results before the month of June is over.
(Source: the-homeless-arch-angel-network)
Taylor Davis doing an amazing rendition of The Avengers theme.
I’m about to cry
My brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato.
He looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
“I’ve been telling people I like LGBT sandwiches okay that means I’ve been having gay sandwiches.”
Then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
“They all think I’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!”
I’m actually crying omg
10 000! I am completely speechless!
I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE.
I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want!
RULES!
- Only reblogs counts
- Please have an open ask box so I can contact you.
- No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam)
Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!)
The giveaway will end July 1st.
Iron Man 3
- Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
- Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?
I believe Cap deserved a HUGE round of applause for that astute observation.
Asgardian Pick-Up line Battle with Tom Hiddleston
- Me: You must be from Asgard.
- Tom Hiddleston: Why's that?
- Me: Because you are out of this world!
- Tom Hiddleston: Did it hurt?
- Me: Did what hurt?"
- Tom Hiddleston: When you fell from Asgard.
- Me: I need the Bifrost.
- Tom Hiddleston: What for?
- Me: To cross the Rainbow bridge to your heart.
- Tom Hiddleston: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a Tesseract sparkle.
- Me: I'm not drunk, or under the influence of the Tesseract, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- Tom Hiddleston: Excuse me you own me a Planet and a new Tesseract.
- Me: Why?
- Tom Hiddleston: Because when I looked at you I dropped mine and blew up a planet that turned into a black hole.
- Me: I must have the Tesseract in my eyes, I can't take them off you!
- Tom Hiddleston: Are you lost m'lady? Asgard is a long way from here.
- Me: If being attractive were a crime, you'd be banished to Midgard.
- Loki: I'm among the last of a dying race. You were made to help me repopulate my planet.
- Tom Hiddleston: ...
- Me: ...
- Loki: ...
- Tom Hiddleston: ...
- Me: ...
- Tom Hiddleston: ...
- Loki: I was talking to the female!
- Tom and Me: Oh, Ok.
(Source: prettyfangs)
(Source: altairs)
- Me: I want to lose weight, but..
- My Stomach: ALL I DO IS EAT, EAT, EAT NO MATTER WHAT. GOT CHOCOLATE ON MY MIND, I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH. JUST ASK ME IF I WANNA HEAD TO ZAXBY'S, BITCH YOU KNOW MY HANDS GO UP!
